All Australians are born illegitimate, born illegitimate, born illegitimate
All Australians are born illegitimate, bastards through and through
They aint got no birth certificate, birth certificate, birth certificate
They aint got no birth certificate,
Bastards through and through.
Dough, the stuff that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy that serves me beer,
Me, the guy that drinks the beer,
Fa, a long long way for beer,
So, I'll have another beer,
La, I'll have another beer,
Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer,
Which brings us back to ...
Down, down, down, down.
This is your down down song
It isn't very long ...
10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1
Suck swallow, suck swallow, suck swallow.
And the hairs, (and the hairs), and the hairs, (and the hairs),
And the hairs on her dicky-di-do hung down to her knees.
One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on,
to show her the way
Here's to _____, he / she's true blue.
He / she's a hasher through and through,
He / she's a pisspot so they say.
Tried to get to heaven,
But he / she went the other way.
Drink it down, down, down, down, etc.
He's the meanest,
He sucks the horse's penis,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
All he does is pound it,
Ever since he found it,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
Drink it down, down, down, down.
Love me tender,
Love me sweet,
Wrap your lips around my meat.
Watch me smile and watch me grin,
As your cum runs ..
Down, down, down
My one skin hangs down to my two skin,
My two skin hangs down to my three, my three,
My three skin hangs down to my foreskin
My foreskin hangs down to my knee.
...
Roll back, roll back, roll back my foreskin for me, for me.
Roll back, roll back, roll back my foreskin for me.
Drink it down, down, down, down,
Old King Cole was a very fine hasher, and a very fine hasher was he.
He called for his hashers in the middle of the night, and he called for his crispy greens.
How every hasher is a very fine hasher,
and a very fine hasher is he ...
Drink it down, down, down, down.
A Frenchman went to the lavatory,
To have a jolly good shit, shit shit.
He took his pants and trousers down,
So that he could revel in it, it, it
But when he reached for the paper,
He found that someone had been there before ...
Ou est le papier?
Ou est le papier?
Monsieur, monsieur,
Je fait manure.
Ou est le papier?
Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt, for country and my queen,
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be ...
Drink it down, down, down, down...
Why was he born so beautiful,
Why was he born at all.
He's no fucking use to anyone,
He's no fucking use at all,
He may be a joy to his mother,
But he's a pain in the asshole to me,
So drink it down, down, down, down.
Hashy birthday, fuck you,
Hashy birthday, fuck you.
Hashy birthday, fuck youuu,
Hashy birthday, fuck you.
Drink it down, down, down, down…
These hashers are miserable sinners
Incurring the wrath of RA
Abusing the Hash’s traditions
In such a despicable way.
Down, down , down, down – it’s really a waste of good beer, good beer.
Down, down , down, down – it’s really a waste of good beer.
Oh we all go out on a Monday night
in Abu Dhabi Shire,
A runnin’ through the desert
and swilling down the beer.
The locals stop and look at us,
they think we must be queer.
Oh ’tis our delight on a Monday night
to Hash throughout the year.
Drink it down, down, down, down
Young girl - love it when you go down,
Young girl - when you kneel on the ground
Young girl - with your lips full and round
On your knees you make me happy
CHORUS
I love to spray her with my D.N.A.
I love to spray her with my D.N.A.
It’s a present from me A gift to all of the girls
I hope you like to wear pearls...
Young girl - oh your dres
Young girl - love it when you go down,
Young girl - when you kneel on the ground
Young girl - with your lips full and round
On your knees you make me happy
CHORUS
I love to spray her with my D.N.A.
I love to spray her with my D.N.A.
It’s a present from me A gift to all of the girls
I hope you like to wear pearls...
Young girl - oh your dress is so blue
I said young girl - wanna spray it with goo
So just lie there - and I'll try to be kind
If it gets in your eye you're blind
Repeat CHORUS
Take it in your hand, Mrs. Murphy,
It only weighs a quarter of a pound,
It's got hair on its neck like a turkey,
And it spits when you rub it up and down ...
Down, down, down, down,
They ought to be publicly pissed on,
They ought to be publicly shot, (bang bang!)
They ought to be tied to a shithouse,
And left there to fester and rot,
Drink it down, down, down . . .
What shall we do with a drunken Hasher,
What shall we do with a drunken Hasher,
What shall we do with a drunken Hasher
Earlie in the evening?
Give him a down down down down
Give him a down down down down
Give him a down down down down
Early in the evening.
Drink it down, down, down, down
Their drinking is compulsive and
Their running is convulsive.
They're morally repulsive,
The Hash House Harriers
Da Da Da Da (snap fingers twice)
Da Da Da Da (snap fingers twice)
Da Da Da Da, Da Da Da Da, Da Da Da Da (snap finger twice).
Well it's not long and it's not too thick,
It gets hard too slow and it cums too quick,
It gets lost in her twat,
But it's all that he's got,
It's a small, small, dick.
It's a small dick after all,
It's a small dick after all,
Always limp from alcohol,
It's a small, small, dick!
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